These animals partied a little too hard last night.
Alcohol doesn't cause hangovers, waking up does. So I'm not waking up.
You really have no idea how treacherous a hangover is until you have to be hungover and be a Mom at the same time.
Although I can still party like an absolute rock star, it would appear that I cannot recover like one.
Drank last night… forgot to put water by the bed…
I think I may have sprained my liver.
Please God, cure my hangover and I promise I will never drink again. Also please forgive me in advance for lying about never drinking again.
Hangover… is what you get the day after Caturday.